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Is m'berfdeh. So I made a terrible song and fell in love with it. Listen with vigor and passion. happy birthday to me. I'm drunk.


Oh shit I caught you watchin' G/
Ay yo the whole world is jockin' me/
finally I'm not relevant/
I'mma leave the room so you can proceed to prove what is evident/
sandy slip mats to you/
irrelevant you never had no rekkids/
camouflage whammin' large/
your boy'll start it in a closed garage/
I'm no hypnotist stupid but is this your card/
my mistake that's incorrect quackism/
fractal noise from the back streets/
makin' beats with Flavor for years boys/
you're all toys/
google that in '89/
mercedes mouth meanin'/
I'm old quality and full of knowledge in my speakin'/
you shriekin' on a rock at the reef/
but I don't pal around with mermaid meat/
my crew is made of sharks teeth with sharks teeth/
the super fader with a button mash/
cold guy on a old Akai button design/
hash brown breakfast while I'm still rockin' that wood Willie E necklace/
what exactly is that on your mind/

Oh shit I see hypocrisy/
Ay yo the whole world is jockin' me/
finally I'm not relevant/
you could stop listenin' if this is infinite display of evidence/

wow well maybe I am a hypnotizer/
shit I ain't know about that mind float/
but yo it's ugly how the Soul did it/
my fro limits get me black checked you gotta be kiddin'/
ni@@a...you always doin' the most/
but ain't nothin' gettin' done tho you dunder mifflin mouth man made of fiction I'm out/
side of your arms reach wuddup/
I'm in here/
cold soup and somehow satisfyin'/
you heard somethin' dope please continue lyin'/
for real lemme hear it/
you realize that's me you playin' right/
that's the only time that you will play me in your life/
long form rap knife for the lobotomy/
I completely forgot how they was jockin' me/
I guess I gotta stay relevant/
I realize this is not evidence........


released March 21, 2018
Everything: Me


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